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The best of the action from Boris Johnson’s legal reckoning
So how was that for you? Yesterday the Supreme Court wrapped up a three-day hearing on the very meaning of the British constitution in what is already being billed as its most significant case since, well, the last Miller judgment. A decision is expected early next week. In this article, we will engage in a careful analysis of the competing submissions, with reference to the supporting documents where appropriate, in order to pronounce on the likely outcome.
Lol jk, you can get all that in 50-part threads on legal Twitter. Here’s a bunch of weird and wonderful things that went down during the hearing.
1. When Aidan O’Neill QC went full-on Braveheart
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As the Guardian‘s John Crace described it. O’Neill, who was defending the Scottish Court of Session’s decision that the government’s recent suspension of parliament was unlawful, is a QC both north and south of the border. But there’s no doubt which team he supports during the Six Nations, as O’Neill opened by mentioning the Battle of Bannockburn, Robert Burns, the Church of Scotland and Walter Scott (“he invented Scottishness”, don’t you know).
His opponent, Sir James Eadie QC, was super impressed.
John Crace (/ ˈ k r eɪ s / KRAYSS; born 9 October 1956) is a British journalist and critic. He attended Exeter University. Crace is the author of the 'Digested Read' column in The Guardian, and is the newspaper's parliamentary sketch writer, having replaced the late Simon Hoggart in 2014. John Crace is a staff feature writer for the Guardian and author of many books. He writes the literary pastiche Digested Read for G2 and is the Parliamentary sketch writer for the Guardian. He has also written several books, including Vertigo: One Football Fan’s Fear of Success and soon-to-be-released Harry’s.
O’Neill did stick in a few regular legal submissions, taking a moment to slate a previous judgment by Lord Carnwath (“how to win friends and influence people”, Hale commented). But he went all out for a big finish, warning the justices not to “let this case be your Dred Scott moment” — a reference to when the US Supreme Court decided that black people had no rights — before intoning that “what we’ve got here is the mother of parliaments shut down by the father of lies”.
WATCH: Aidan O’Neill sums up case against proroguing Parliament at the Supreme Court.
“The mother of parliaments been shut down by the father of lies. Rather than allowing lies to triumph, listen to the angels of your better nature, and rule that this prorogation was unlawful.” pic.twitter.com/tBX7DdVAFa
— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) September 18, 2019
Mic. Drop.
2. The justices tore Ronan Lavery QC a new one
Spare a thought for Belfast silk Ronan Lavery, who was pitched into the fray at short notice with a brief from Northern Ireland. He argued that the region would be particularly badly affected by the no deal Brexit that prorogation might enable, but the justices peppered him with questions about whether any of this was legally relevant.
Lavery having an absolute nightmare at the Supreme Court.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) September 19, 2019
“I’m afraid you’ve lost me as to the relevance of this”, one justice said. “The purpose of this hearing is not to rehearse the pros and cons of Brexit”, another pointed out. “Completely irrelevant”, harrumphed a third.
When Lavery failed to take the hint, Lord Wilson lost the head (in Supreme Court justice terms, anyway). “Don’t abuse our politeness and don’t abuse Lady Hale’s patience”, he told Lavery. Surely the most withering judicial putdown ever broadcast live on Sky News.
“Don’t abuse our politeness and don’t abuse Lady Hale’s patience.”
Lawyer Ronan Lavery is reminded again to keep to the subject of parliament’s suspension.
Watch the Supreme Court live here: https://t.co/fDPhcIquAnpic.twitter.com/MQmc1WPVhp
— Sky News Politics (@SkyNewsPolitics) September 19, 2019
3. Will the real Lord Pannick please stand up?
David Pannick QC, by contrast, doesn’t seem to have bad days at the office. Enraptured lawyers compared him to Messi, Federer, Zidane, Michael Jordan.
Pannick now in full flow.
No Latin.
No flourishes.
No complex references.
Simple, short sentences going straight to the point. Anyone- lawyer or not- can understand what he is talking about.
(The Justices will know they are watching a rare talent and enjoying every minute).
— Matthew Ryder (@mryderqc) September 19, 2019
Some people, though, were more taken by the Pannick look-a-like sitting behind the great man. Not a stunt double, as it turns out, but Mishcon de Reya partner James Libson.
He’s so well prepared, he even keeps a spare copy of himself on hand in case anything breaks. pic.twitter.com/8RGptVEaUt
— John Louth (@CJLouth) September 19, 2019
And, yes, of course there are Lord Pannick memes.
Pannick on the streets of London,
Pannick on the streets of Birmingham pic.twitter.com/ubYhoaVxHz
— . (@twlldun) September 17, 2019
You versus the guy she told you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/wq8kebHYZr
— Legal Cheek (@legalcheek) September 19, 2019
4. Lady Hale’s technical woes
Just in case anyone was having too much fun, Lady Hale managed to subtly remind the viewing public of the abject state of court IT.
NEW: Lady Hale’s computer isn’t working.
“If and when you refer me to any of the documents I’m going to be in trouble”
— Daniel Kraemer (@dcakraemer) September 18, 2019
5. #Bundlegate
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The hearing wasn’t the greatest advertisement for the efficiency of the courts in general, it must be said. Pannick was only getting into his stride on the opening morning when it emerged that his bundles of documents submitted to the court were a mess. As Hale & Co patiently tried to find the references, the junior solicitor responsible was frantically Googling flights to Outer Mongolia.
a moment of silent remembrance, please, for the junior lawyers working on the Miller case, who expired of fright during Lord Pannick’s exchange with Lady Hale about the erroneous bundling of the documents
— Jamie Susskind (@jamiesusskind) September 17, 2019
If I was a lawyer I think all my anxiety dreams would be about supplemental authorities bundles.
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) September 17, 2019
Lord Pannick clocked up half a dozen grovelling apologies in as many minutes before, eventually, Emily from Mishcons rode to the rescue with updated bundles.
Lawyers everywhere had the same reaction: there but for the grace of Lady Hale go I.
I don’t believe any solicitor has not suffered a bundle mishap #bundlegate#supremecourt luckily mine have never been streamed live.
— Liz McG (@LizMcG_emplaw) September 17, 2019
#SupremeCourt#Miller2#Cherrycase – barely an hour in and already we have #bundlegate So pleased that it happens in the highest court in the land in one of the most important cases in modern history and not just me when I’m playing my trade in Bradford County Court!
— Justice Bradford (@deputybradlaw) September 17, 2019
Wonderful to see the patience and professional courtesy displayed by the #SupremeCourt with regard to #BundleGate … certainly hasn’t always been my experience when bundles don’t match up!
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— Zoey White (@WhiteZoey) September 17, 2019
Never a dull moment!
John Crace (/ˈkreɪs/KRAYSS; born 9 October 1956)[1] is a British journalist and critic. He attended Exeter University.[2] Crace is the author of the 'Digested Read' column in The Guardian, and is the newspaper's parliamentary sketch writer, having replaced the late Simon Hoggart in 2014.[3] He is a supporter of Tottenham Hotspur F.C. and has written several books on the club. He blogs for ESPN FC on Tottenham.[4] According to his columns, he is an enthusiastic collector of ceramic pots.[5]
Writing in 2019, Crace described his 'cold turkey' rehabilitation from heroin addiction 32 years previously.[6][7]
In July 2019 The Guardian retracted statements by Crace implying that journalist Isabel Oakeshott had obtained confidential files by sleeping with Nigel Farage and Arron Banks. His article included the claim that Oakeshott only got confidential emails if Farage and Banks 'slips it to her'. Following the threat of legal action by Oakeshott, the text was amended to: 'leave it conveniently tucked under her pillow'. This second revision was then removed, with the final version stating: 'if he or Arron Banks leave it conveniently to one side for her'. Oakeshott stated: 'It gives me great pleasure to teach John Crace and The Guardian a little lesson about casually slurring women whose politics they dislike'.[8]
Bibliography[edit]
- Wasim and Waqar: Imran's Inheritors (1992)
- The Digested Read (2005)
- Vertigo: Spurs, Bale and One Fan's Fear of Success (2011)
- Brideshead Abbreviated: The Digested Read of the Twentieth Century (2012)
- Harry's Games: Inside the Mind of Harry Redknapp (2013)
- The Digested Twenty-first Century (2014)
- I, Maybot: The Rise and Fall. Guardian Faber Publishing. 2 November 2017. ISBN978-1783351435.
- Decline and Fail: Read in Case of Political Apocalypse. Guardian Faber Publishing. 2019. ISBN978-1783351930.
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References[edit]
- ^'On Brexit, I was out of time and out of ideas. But elsewhere in life? Hopefully not'. The Guardian. London. 11 October 2019. Retrieved 11 October 2019.
- ^'How the experience of being at university has changed'. The Guardian. London. 20 October 2009. Retrieved 13 September 2018.
- ^'John Crace – Profile'. The Guardian. London. 6 November 2014. Retrieved 6 November 2014.
- ^'Tottenham Hotspur Blog – ESPN FC'. ESPN FC. 6 November 2014. Retrieved 6 November 2014.
- ^Crace, John (16 October 2020). 'Digested week: stocking up on ceramics and cramming in dinner parties ahead of London tier 2'. The Guardian.
- ^Crace, John (15 February 2019). 'And the award for most incompetent minister goes to …'. The Guardian.
- ^Crace, John (25 March 2019). 'How I overcame my heroin addiction – and started to live'. The Guardian.
- ^Mayhew, Freddy (22 June 2019). 'Guardian apologises to Isabel Oakeshott over 'fictitious' comment in cables leak sketch'. Press Gazette.
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External links[edit]
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- Column archive at The Guardian
- Works by or about John Crace in libraries (WorldCat catalog)